Anon go lay down ur drunk
*looking up treatment for yeast infection on chest and armpits*
Website: You could try dipping a tampon in plain yogurt.
Me: Okay, but how is...
It’s like jalapeno juice was poured into me
Like having sex with the devil
Like have knives being pulling out of you
Like having a swarm of angry...
yeast infection tip — run a pad under cold water, fold in half, + put in yr freezer. place frozen pad on sad vagina and feel instant relief.
Do I have a yeast infection or is my vagina just itchy, a fun new game by Milton Bradley
The only thing better than a yeast infection is having to go to three different stores to find the right damn monistat and running into a different...
I don’t understand what possesses people to hurt others.
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
It’s pretty bad when a photo of a suffering, overstuffed opossum atop baked goods makes me crave sweets.
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.