scarlett-oharas-drinkingproblem:
my biggest fear with this weight loss surgery is to lose a bunch of weight and turn into the biggest douche on...
derp!
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
Seems legit.
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly...
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this...
Roseanne Conner: These are a girl’s things, Darlene, as long as a girl is using them.
perfect parenting
(Source: ninetytwohours, via everyburpischristmasmorning-dea)