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Okay so why don’t you go ahead and let me know when I can start this mental breakdown.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:50:51 -0400

Okay so why don’t you go ahead and let me know when I can start this mental breakdown.

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:49:09 -0400

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

If you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:48:56 -0400

If you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:47:27 -0400

dessiedoesart: Hummingbird Skeletons

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:44:45 -0400

dessiedoesart:

Hummingbird Skeletons

My family doesn’t have drama, we have endless bouts of guilt trips.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:36 -0400

My family doesn’t have drama, we have endless bouts of guilt trips.

So it has come to my attention that a lot of people have stopped talking to me over the past year. I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:41:42 -0400

So it has come to my attention that a lot of people have stopped talking to me over the past year. I can only assume that most of them quit because of my weight loss. It’s honestly the only thing that I’ve changed. I used to have a lot of friends, or at least I thought I did. Maybe its just that I stopped being the only one who puts effort into talking to people. I don’t know. What I do know is people are treating me far differently than they ever have before. It’s almost as if the people who I know, have been treating me coldly or indifferently since I lost my weight. But, even weirder, is strangers are much friendlier to me than before. I don’t know if the people whom I loved and trusted are jealous or if they just think I’ve become shallow, but the group of people that are in my life has dwindled far down. I’m pretty saddened by it, but I know its better to surround yourself with people who give a shit about you, your wellbeing, and your health, than what you look like or weigh. I just wish I could even call some of these people my friends, but they have become complete strangers. The hardest part is my oldest sister who won’t really talk to me anymore. I don’t know what I did, but ever since I told her about me getting surgery, she really doesn’t talk to me much. We used to talk almost every day. Now, it has literally been months. The most interaction we have is playing rounds of Words With Friends. I hardly think that counts as a relationship. Any time I’ve ever tried to get her to talk to me about the surgery, she would go quiet, change the subject, or just talk about how our mom is too skinny. It really fucks me up because I was really expecting her to be there for me through all this. I thought she would understand how important it is for me. I understand she’s busy, with two kids and an at home business, but I’m really not asking for the world here. Is it really too much to ask for my fucking sister to simply talk to me? Like I feel like I fucked up or something and pissed her off. She doesn’t like me anymore. Which is fucked up because I haven’t done anything to her. I’m not going to apologize for getting gastric bypass. It saved my life. It doesn’t make me vain to care about my health.

I KNOW yinz are jealous of my sick ‘stache

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:25:35 -0400

I KNOW yinz are jealous of my sick ‘stache

funnyordie: Promises = Warnings @funnyordie

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:18:25 -0400

funnyordie:

Promises = Warnings

@funnyordie

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:17:08 -0400

Things Yahoo/Staff should change

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:16:11 -0400

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

rainbownova:

make a chat system

give alerts when someone answers your ask

REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING

FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT

search multiple tags at once

MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING

FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS

REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)

12.9 year olds……12.9 YEAR OLDS

Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:15:16 -0400

Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:14:39 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:54 -0400

dorkly: Lego Batman: Origins

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:24 -0400

dorkly:

Lego Batman: Origins

ofuckme: sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:03 -0400

ofuckme:

sometimes i go through my blog pretending its not mine and admire it

shaggy2pope: faetrouble: pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: h...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:52 -0400

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

(via)

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

No shit?

henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:08:01 -0400

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

This site is gonna fucking explode. I will miss you all. Fucking Yahoo…

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:00:16 -0400

This site is gonna fucking explode. I will miss you all. Fucking Yahoo…

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:55:56 -0400